(via potterwhore)
| parent: | why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends |
| me: | well they turned into a cunt |
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via iflymypiggy)
♢ THE MAGIC BEGINS ♢
Day 3- #Favourite movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ~ Part 2
(via myo-da-soocha)
someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful
*crowd boos*
more like crowd booze ha ha am i right
(via iflymypiggy)
| bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean "one foot out of the closet." |
| bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean "trying to get attention." |
| lesbian does not mean "masculine." |
| gay does not mean "feminine." |
| transgender does not mean "going through a phase." |
| transsexual does not mean "a disappointment." nor does it mean "gender identity confusion." |
| asexual does not mean "prude." |
| demisexual does not mean "prude." |
| pansexual does not mean "easy." |
| heterosexual does not mean "normal" |
| Your does not mean "you are" |
I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
this was surprisingly uplifting
(via iflymypiggy)
Day 6 of The Star Wars Challenge:
Favorite Planet- CoruscantThe cinematography in Revenge of the Sith really does Coruscant’s beauty justice.
It’s always in motion; like the city that never sleeps, except it’s an entire world.
(via myo-da-soocha)